OK,.......enough is enough....

[Dareos]

I always endevour to follow serving suggestions. I feel of someone has been kind enough to suggest it, then i should give it a try.

Stand with one foot slightly in front of the other, throw ball high into the air with left hand, stretch outwards and swing racquet with right hand, aiming for the inside base line on the opposite side of the net. Holding tightly to the racquet at this point is a good idea.

[Brucelles]

I once bought an inflatable beach armchair that had a photo of an Asian hottie sitting on it and the disclaimer said "The woman pictured is not on the chair". I think it was a bit tongue-in-cheek tbh.

[MadduckUK]

Stand with one foot slightly in front of the other, throw ball high into the air with left hand, stretch outwards and swing racquet with right hand, aiming for the inside base line on the opposite side of the net. Holding tightly to the racquet at this point is a good idea.

HANDIST BASTARD!!

[Dareos]

it was only a suggestion!

[0iD]

HANDIST BASTARD!!

I say, language young man! tut tut

[MadduckUK]

"John Horatio Bastard (16 December 1817-July 1848) was a Cambridge University cricketer who played in six first-class matches between 1838 and 1840. He was born and died in Newcastle upon Tyne."

[kickstart 1]

"John Horatio Bastard (16 December 1817-July 1848) was a Cambridge University cricketer who played in six first-class matches between 1838 and 1840. He was born and died in Newcastle upon Tyne."

Was also right handed

[MadduckUK]

see also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastard_brothers

[Honoop]

I too detest the warnings they put on packaging these days.

Makes me wonder whether there are actually people STUPID enough to believe that when they are buying a box of cereal that the milk and bowl are included. Hell Id be shocked if a real live cockrel jumped out of my Corn Flakes packet or even a monkey wearing a t-shirt out of my Coco Pops!
What is the world coming to....

*wanders off shaking head*

[menthel]

Or ointments and creams that say "for external use only"

why the hell should i go outside to put savlon on a burn

I think Savlon needs a label too especailly for you! You should never apply savlon to a burn, whether it be inside or outside.

[MadduckUK]

phone accessories that tell you that the phone isnt included

[pollaxe]

A friend in the States once told me that their supermarkets now have to put "Not suitable for consumpiton," on house plants/flowers because people have (deliberately) made salads out of them and then sued. Bah. :|

[Clunk]

A friend in the States once told me that their supermarkets now have to put "Not suitable for consumpiton," on house plants/flowers because people have (deliberately) made salads out of them and then sued. Bah. :|

I didnt think they ate salads in america?

[[GSV]Trig]

I think its all rubbish and that the companies that do it are intelegentist..
There suggesting that I'm stupid by putting all this stuff on the boxes and I'm going to sue them for suggesting that I have a sever lack of intelegence.

[MadduckUK]

I didnt think they ate salads in america?

they put it on there burgers

[Clunk]

Silly me