Door to door phonejacker

[kickstart 1]

He he i've just had my own version of 'phonejacker' knocking on my door ..

Rep; Ah Good afternoonerings , have you got a telephone ?
Me; Er yes
Rep; Is it BT or cableings ?
Me; BT
Rep; Ah good , we are taking over the boxes from BT
Me; The boxes?
Rep; Yes ,you know the green boxes at the bottom of the road, you not got letterings telling you or anything ?
Me ;No
Rep ; Yes now you can get free phone calls and interneterings
Me; I can ?
Rep ; Oh yes ..we are taking over the boxes , the green ones.
Me; And who are you ?
Rep ; We are Carphone-Warehouse
Me; So Carphone-Warehouse are taking over from BT ?
Rep; No but its free callings and free interneterings
Me; Dont think so ..thanks very much

Now i know i should have kept it going for longer , but all i could think was 'phonejacker' all the time they where stood there !

[Clunk]

Could be a great chance to upgrade the prowidings of the service prowidings.

[schmunk]

It reminds me of my brother telling me of a colleague in Currys who would talk of Deeweedees.

[iranu]

Excuse me I'm looking for the nuclear wessels.

[nvening]

lmao, love those door to door people XD

[steve threlfall]

Phonejacker- "Have you got any duvd players. I am looking for jvc (pronounced as a word) duvd players"

[explicitlyrics]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=652xFAsw600
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwmWMsXSG8w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_f4Id8Z8tU

say it all, definitely one of the funniest sketches. Along with the mouse and banker.

[Agent]

The bank almost had me in tears

[Clunk]

The bank almost had me in tears

Story of my life

[OV3RCLOCK3R]

hahaha, the Provindings one was fantastic!

[finlay666]

some guy called me at work today

me: hello XXXXXXX butchers, how can i help?
them: do you have the laptops for me?
me: erm....I dont know what you are talking about
them: and i want 2 chicken kebabs and some fried eggs and chips
me: we dont do that sort of food
them: can I speak to your manager
me: no he is unavailable, and the other is on holiday
them: well can I have his mobile then?
me: erm no. Thanks for calling
*hangs up*

[MadduckUK]

me: hello XXXXXXX butchers, how can i help?

o rly?

[Clunk]

Ya RKY.

[finlay666]

o rly?

it's not XXXXXXX ... I just got in a LOT of trouble last time I said the name....searching for the company on google put my old myspace ABOVE the actual official website.

[mrk]

Could be a great chance to upgrade the prowidings of the service prowidings.

You get free ringdings!

[rox0r]

We get the ones that come to your door and open with, "Hi, I just wanted to check that you got your 25% discount from BT last week"

To which you are meant to respond, "Why no, I did not receive such a discount" and so and so forth.

We just say, "Yes. Yes I did thank you very much quite kind of them wasn't it since I'm such a loyal customer. Bye then."