View Poll Results: Who's joke is better?

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  • Elmo wins

    42 52.50%

  • Steve Threlfall wins

    38 47.50%
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Thread: Elmo vs Steve Threlfall

  1. 22-01-2004, 09:47 PM #17
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    Elmo's joke is funnier.. I chuckled at that one, whilst Steve's joke, while funny, only managed to elicit a wry grin..

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  2. 22-01-2004, 09:57 PM #18
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    I didnt get the first one, and the 2nd one wasnt THAT good. I've laughed a lot harder at other jokes, so I'm not gonna vote

    GL to the winner!

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  3. 22-01-2004, 10:08 PM #19
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    Neither even made me smile, but I'll go with Steve cos its got mr Gates in it
  4. 22-01-2004, 10:32 PM #20
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  5. 22-01-2004, 11:09 PM #21
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    Gotta get my priorities right - toppleing Bill Gates comes first
  6. 23-01-2004, 12:00 AM #22
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    Righty

    Elmo should win because

    a) It was a good joke
    b) She has lubly boobs ... i imagine

    Furthermore my joke never fails to give me a disturbing mental image involving bill gates love life and the size of his tallywhacker/schlong/weener (delete where appropriate)

    Divine brown however is a little hotty

    I have never heard elmos joke either. Im gona tell it to a chap at work whos 1/4 irish (ooh err, how does that work "there always after me luckeh charms"

    Cheers for voting everyone
  7. 23-01-2004, 12:08 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmo
    how rude! my Joke is clearly funnier! i resemble ur comment!

    Exactly what i thought

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    ps Elmo's is better
  8. 23-01-2004, 08:59 AM #24
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    Well, if I had to choose from the two, it would be Steve's, as Elmo's is just so old now.....

    But mine was far better than both of these though!
  9. 23-01-2004, 09:16 AM #25
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    steve's was better.

    However, I know girls well enough that I had to vote for elmo otherwise she'd have thrown a wobbly.

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  10. 23-01-2004, 09:25 AM #26
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    This is getting unfair, this is a poll for the BEST JOKE, not the best breasts!

    Vote for the joke people, not the person, otherwise what's the point of the compo?!
  11. 23-01-2004, 09:28 AM #27
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    I just don't know they are both good jokes!
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  12. 23-01-2004, 09:37 AM #28
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    Its a decisive victory....and had Sair not voted for Elmo, Id have taken a beating.....but as she did...and thats the clear winner anyway...

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  13. 23-01-2004, 10:19 AM #29
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    well done, a she was teh finer breasts lol

    is there anymore giveaways zak
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  14. 23-01-2004, 11:47 AM #30
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    matey..if you keep goin on about people boobs Im gonna give YOU away.....to Iraq!

    so please.,,,,no more boob jobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zak33
    so please.,,,,no more boob jobs
    Does Jordan post on here then? Coz that remark must have been aimed at her!

    Hard luck Steve, next time post a joke as a female and you may win!
  16. 23-01-2004, 01:49 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ
    steves by far!

    hands up people who voted for elmo cos she has breasts
    Here!
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