View Poll Results: Who's joke is better?

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  • Elmo wins

    42 52.50%

  • Steve Threlfall wins

    38 47.50%
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  1. 22-01-2004, 06:08 PM #1
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    Elmo vs Steve Threlfall

    Elmos joke:

    A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin was in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. The coma continued for nearly 6 months, but then she suddenly woke up, alarmed to find that she was no longer pregnant. Frantic, she asked the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replied, "You had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and named them."

    This caused the woman some concern, with the thought -- "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" -- flashing through her mind. With some trepidation, she asked the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

    "Denise."

    "Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

    "Denephew."


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    Steve Threlfall's joke:

    Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'

    Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
    Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."

    Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.

    They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

    To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."

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    both great..you lot decide

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  2. 22-01-2004, 06:28 PM #2
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    there both funny so i went with elmo, cos shes nicer
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  3. 22-01-2004, 06:30 PM #3
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    keep voting.....

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  4. 22-01-2004, 06:33 PM #4
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    An 'Irish people are stupid' joke! Its the late 70s all over again! Yay!

    First one was the better joke.
  5. 22-01-2004, 06:39 PM #5
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    Gotta be Steve's
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  6. 22-01-2004, 06:44 PM #6
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    Both very good but i gotta go with steve's, anything that makes fun of bill gates is just.........well......automatically funnier

  7. 22-01-2004, 06:44 PM #7
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    noooooooooooo! mine is funnier than his! and it's cleaaaan and i dont need innuendos to be funny and well i'm just better
  8. 22-01-2004, 06:46 PM #8
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    nah u just take the piss outta irish people instead! lol, steves got my vote......just. very very close.
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  9. 22-01-2004, 07:12 PM #9
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    steves by far!

    hands up people who voted for elmo cos she has breasts
  10. 22-01-2004, 07:12 PM #10
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    who said steve didn't have breasts

  11. 22-01-2004, 07:17 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ
    steves by far!

    hands up people who voted for elmo cos she has breasts
    how rude! my Joke is clearly funnier! i resent ur comment!
  12. 22-01-2004, 07:18 PM #12
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    I voted for elmo's because I am a wuss and was afraid not to
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  13. 22-01-2004, 07:24 PM #13
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    I voted for Elmo cos her Av is fluffier.
  14. 22-01-2004, 07:25 PM #14
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    I thought they were both quite bad, the GF liked Elmos more.

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  15. 22-01-2004, 07:32 PM #15
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    I read both fast and the one that made me laugh more was elmo's sorry steve
  16. 22-01-2004, 07:35 PM #16
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    Mmmmm.. tricky... I think Elmo's was funnier, but I have heard it before, so should Steve get the vote cos I've not heard it before and therefore should it win on origuinality... hmmmmm...

    Ummmm.....

    No... ELMO gets the vote. Made me chuckle AGAIN, even though I had heard it before


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