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    Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Oh this is an amazing read, and delivered with such dry wit too; Ricky Gervais would be proud. Really, it's like the guy's serious or something...

    Tut: How To Install The Iceberq 4 Pro - Scenyx Entertainment Community

    Highlights include:

    "you need to take the plier and clamp it on one of the heatsink prongs and pull up"

    and

    "put the thermal adhesive.... then take your finger and smooth it out evenly."



    the number of people with working chips after that lot?

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Thats a scary amount of arctic silver on the chip

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Jesus, he certainly has been generous with the old thermal "adhesive". Arctic Silver 5 is thermal compound, not adhesive...

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    you have to bear in mind its a console forum. so figuring out which end of the screwdriver you hold is a minor achievement.
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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    He certainly seems to be of the more is better train of thought.

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    I use my finger always have....but I have a magicians touch

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fraz View Post
    Jesus, he certainly has been generous with the old thermal "adhesive". Arctic Silver 5 is thermal compound, not adhesive...

    That was really bugging me too

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    wow and i thought i was bad with computer hardware normally i just bash it all together and hope it works and dont blow up in my face, but this guy is nuts. :O
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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Quote Originally Posted by kopite View Post
    Thats a scary amount of arctic silver on the chip
    Sure does.Even though it looks more like cement.

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    lol, he might of aswell just stuck a thermal pad their

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Lol - I made some brownies (mmmn brownies) the other week and I think that when I spread the mixture in the tray ready for baking I spread it thinner than the paste he had there.

    I also love the way he destroys the passive heatsink "fins" whilst taking them off. Clumsy.
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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Looks like a real RAF job. Maybe he ices cakes for a hobby?
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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Oh good lord that article was serious i thought it was a mickey take

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    ouch

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    Re: Comedy genius: How *not* to replace heatsinks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Whalefish View Post
    Looks like a real RAF job. Maybe he ices cakes for a hobby?


    So true. That's waaaaaay too much AS5.

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