Why I love Easter

[TheAnimus]

2nd january = not a holiday here.

Touché

tbh this is something i feal quite strongly about, i think new years day should only be a half day holiday.

no point been hung over on holiday time. Be hung over on company time

(apologies to anyone who's reading the proxy logs)

[iranu]

/Devilish hat on!

Easter Eggs are immoral. #1 the packaging #2 rip-off. #3 jebus

You may get all ladida and slap happy with regard to buying the crap with it's lovely presentation, all chicki-wickies and easter-bunnies-wunnies (which I shoot for their meat and fur at the weekend), but if you look at how much chocolate you are actually receiving and how much they cost along with how much extra packaging is required people would realise that a dairy milk would be better value not only for yourself but the planet!

Personally I won't 'ave anyfink elwse over-dan der choclat cross wiv da choclat jebus on it bruv. A bit o' strawberry jam tricklin' from da wounds is ok, innit?

/Devilish hat off!

[fuddam]

easter = pointless

Telling of his experience as a prisoner of war, Ernest Gordon related how after work one evening a guard noticed a shovel missing. Insisting one of the prisoners had stolen it, he screamed for the guilty party to come forward. Then he prepared to kill them one by one until someone confessed. Suddenly a Scottish soldier broke rank, stood to attention and said, 'I did it.' The guard beat him to death on the spot. When he'd exhausted his fury the other POW's picked up their friend's body along with their tools and returned to camp. At that point the shovels were re-counted. The guard was wrong. None was missing! What kind of person would take the blame for something he didn't do?