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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    You could always use a hammer and chisel

    Btw matty, I didn't mean to imply that your lady is a horse

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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!



    FAIL
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    You could always use a hammer and chisel

    Btw matty, I didn't mean to imply that your lady is a horse
    Unless she nags him all day long

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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    You could always use a hammer and chisel

    Btw matty, I didn't mean to imply that your lady is a horse
    it's cool.. she's fit, i know it
    she knows it
    everyone knows it

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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    she's a fine youing filly.. except she probably isnt 4.. whats horse years converted to ppl years, cant be bothered .. ah well it almost worked
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    after eating the 2.7tonne kitkat..


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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    is that an american truck?
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    i can pretty much guarantee that's america.

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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    they sell the 5kg bars in multipacks over there
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    they sell the 5kg bars in multipacks over there
    Only in America.

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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    they sell the 5kg bars in multipacks over there
    Hehe!

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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!


    one for Brucelles..? I guess you could lever chunks off this with a sharp 'knive'... hmm, where to start though...
    Last edited by sammyc; 23-03-2008 at 02:19 PM.

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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    It would be the perfect weapon. Hit someone with it and then eat it, the pathologist would never be able to identify the weapon even if you'd have hit someone hard enough to imprint Cadbury on them.
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    I want that KitKat Chunky... NOW!

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    Of the fit girlfriend that is!
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by hitman67 View Post
    I want that KitKat Chunky... NOW!

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    Of the fit girlfriend that is!
    If his gf finds these forums there is a small chance that she will leave him... BUT if he posts pics of her, then I would say there is a big chance! So don't do it matty. That's what PM is for

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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by SiM View Post
    If his gf finds these forums there is a small chance that she will leave him... BUT if he posts pics of her, then I would say there is a big chance! So don't do it matty. That's what PM is for
    yes.. i'd never put pictures of her on here.


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