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  1. 22-03-2008, 08:59 PM #1
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    5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Cadbury Gifts Direct - The perfect gifts for those special occasions

    ordered my GF 1, it came yesterday, it's MASSIVE!
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  2. 22-03-2008, 09:01 PM #2
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Post pics, with something to compare it with (eg, ruler)

    The website pic doesn't do justice (even if there is measurements...)
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    ordered my GF 1, it came yesterday, it's MASSIVE!
    is she still your GF then, or is this a new one?

    agree ferret, thats a terrible pic on the website. it could be any size

    crap i posted. oh well. next up - 66,666
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  5. 22-03-2008, 09:11 PM #4
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    I bet he has eaten it already lol...
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  6. 22-03-2008, 09:14 PM #5
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    crap i posted. oh well. next up - 66,666
    It'll never happen, even Zak won't manage it for at least a few years!
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    i feel sick already... that's toooooo much chocolate!
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    do they do a Bournville in that size... thats the ultimate question methinks
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by sammyc View Post
    i feel sick already... that's toooooo much chocolate!
    You can never have too much choccy, especially if you're a female type. Apparently, choccy is the biggest aphrodesiac for women (HINT HINT!)
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  10. 22-03-2008, 09:44 PM #9
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    unfortunately i can't get any photo's because i've already given her it, she goes to Egypt tomorrow so i had to give her it today.

    it was big though!
    probably about a metre long, VERY deep and about 40cm wide.
    would've crippled even the biggest of men who tried to eat it in 1 go!
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by MadduckUK View Post
    is she still your GF then, or is this a new one?

    agree ferret, thats a terrible pic on the website. it could be any size

    crap i posted. oh well. next up - 66,666
    she's still my GF

    66,666.. pffttt, EASY!
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    66,666.. pffttt, EASY!
    so young and naive
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by matty-hodgson View Post
    she's still my GF
    So did you laced the chocolate with rohypnol?
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Quote Originally Posted by JK Ferret View Post
    so young and naive
    i got over 500 in about a month.
    would take me about 2 years at my current pace to get there
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    yeah, you wait, you give it & she'll then accuse you of trying to make her fat! You know you can never win
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!


    haaaaaaaa GIS comes up with the goods

    whats the betting he was pretending it was "pump action" when that pic was taken

    please do not handle
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    Re: 5kilo of chocolate in 1 bar!

    Its not that big...
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