Hmmm Red Bull, tasty sweet Red Bull; Wonderful isn’t it?! – makes cheap vodka drinkable… Gives you a kick up the bum if you ever feel tired, a fantastic, sweet, fizzy, cool cuddle in a can.
But what’s this – I’ve always noticed it contains Taurine (says so on the can) and just assumed that Taurine was distilled from angel tears, or rainbows, or something Care Bears™ dug out of the ground. But I’ve just looked it up and it, well, it just isn’t…. it’s wrong, sooo wrong – IT’S OX BILE!
wiki Taurine