thats not even remotely funny... you may be laughing, but I can assure you , I'm not. Moby
saw some small (read tiny) asian woman in a big (read huge) brand new merc in a carpark the other week - thing was so big she couldnt fit it in 1 space (2 wide) so she stuck it in the middle of two.. then drove forwards till it dinked a concrete post! i mean this had gotta be a £60k + car, and she parks by dinking it!! if i was her husband i'd divorce her for that kinda stuff..