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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quite honestly, I feel sorry for the horse !!

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    I know its true, thats why I thunked about it, then typed it down finger style.

    Nothing wrong with it, but it is true.

    IT IS TRUE.


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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quote Originally Posted by schmunk View Post
    I would like to stand up (figuratively) as an intelligent person and say (again, figuratively) that I thought the Weebl's Stuff video was crap.
    Having actually watched it now, yes I completely agree with you on that...

    Quote Originally Posted by schmunk View Post
    That would be funny, if I hadn't already heard Magical Trevor etc., of which this is just a tired rehash, with a slightly different tune and some new 'crazy' lyrics.
    But this I thought was better. Perhaps it was BECAUSE it's similar to MT (and most other looping toons on weebls, although MT 3 and 4 were a bit poo), you know the sort of thing that it is, so you don't spend the first loop wondering wth it all is.

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    i still fell sorry for the horse.

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    "Sarah's long, horsey face has been viewed 7,148,946 times this week."

    actually... yeah right-click... view image... BS
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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quote Originally Posted by chicken View Post
    "Sarah's long, horsey face has been viewed 7,148,946 times this week."
    And I bet she is cantering to the Bank with the takings as we speak.....now, who wants to have a bet with me that SJP didn't start this whole thing herself as a publicity stunt, and yoose have unwittingly made her that much richer by propagating the myth?.

    Damn, I bet she is laughing so much more than you, as her bank balance trebles and her "Horsey Dreams" become a reality as she buys an Island in the Caribbean!!


    Who do you think is laughing now??

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Great!!! Rotofl

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    I always think that her slightly bow legged walk is like that of a turkey, so every time I see her I'm instantly reminded of turkey drumsticks.
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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)



    hmm
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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quote Originally Posted by Lucio View Post
    I don't get it? Why is it cool to insult a celebrity that provides a fairly realistic standard of beauty to follow??
    How is it easy to follow, getting a face that long would take hard work.
    In the internets, no one can hear you sarcasm.

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    lol its mean but its true.... always thought her features were similar to a horse, guess im not the only one

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