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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    ....poo...
    OMFG LOL

    Eye popping good!
    There was a funny quote here

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    sorry zak, she makes me cringe, and her adverts make me wanna hurl :s

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Or, on this forum 'OMG GET ME A GLASS OF WATER MY EARS HAVE EXPLODED WITH THE FUNNYNESS OF IT I MIGHT DIE BECAUSE ITS TOO FUNNY FOR MY MIND TO COPE WITH!'

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Bet Saracen doesn't laugh at this bilge, partly because he is above it, and partly because he hasn't got time to laugh and keep making posts using 1000 words where 1 will do.

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Bet Saracen doesn't laugh at this bilge, partly because he is above it, and partly because he hasn't got time to laugh and keep making posts using 1000 words where 1 will do.
    Is it just me, or is Stew a tad cranky? Lately it seems that he has a rather shorter fuse than normal... which is a shame, I prefered the easy-going, affable Stew (or Vaul)

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    hmm your right ferret, i think...

    He needs a hug!

    *lets all hug stewart*

    (strictly in the hetro way thou, hug like you would a fellow on your rugby team)
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    I'm not trying to.

    I had a week off Hexus, see if absence makes the heart grow fonder...

    Come back, and the old place aint changed much.

    Everyone still laughs if someone either a) says boobs, b) posts a picture of a monkey, or c) links to a video on YouTube of a monkey saying boobs.

    Saracen is still not capable of the snappy, to-the-point post, instead going for the endless draging on style. Well written 'n that, but you could still say exactly the same thing in a tenth of the words.

    TheAnimus is still the only person in western Europe with worse spelling than me. (Although I think he has some sort of syndrome, I just can't spell)

    People still don't know anything about video games.

    Still I think its worked. After all, in my week off, I didn't bother visiting any other forums, as I already know how crap most of them are.

    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right?

    BOOBIES!

    Counter Strike is the best game ever!

    Saracen, what do you think will happen when they turn on the large Hadron collider? Let me know in extreme amounts of detail. Leave nothing out, visit and then revisit each point at least 4 times, each time worded slightly differently, and then... say it all again!

    Woooooooooooo!


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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    ^^ Actually laughing out loud here... then i stopped, and started again - practically unheard of for me...
    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    ..why is changing the last few seconds of an advert, so that 'Lovely by SJP' becomes 'Horseface by SJP', apparently, some sort of work of comedy genius..
    I'll go further... nothing of Weebl's has ever made me laugh...*
    Last edited by sammyc; 04-06-2008 at 12:22 AM. Reason: *update - & now i've seen it, this includes magical trevor.

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    and then got then taken away
    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    And by trying to force me to like small pants, they've alienated me.

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    admin got jealous that I can get more thanks than them... what can you do?

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    I actually think she is very hot......Yung would not appreciate or condone your inner cauldron or seething style which would best be directed to deciding whether you want to wear the dresses or trousers.........you are indeed an Animus Horriblis!!

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    Quote Originally Posted by directhex View Post
    you should look at some owls: Owls - Weebl's Stuff
    That would be funny, if I hadn't already heard Magical Trevor etc., of which this is just a tired rehash, with a slightly different tune and some new 'crazy' lyrics.

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    Re: Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse (.Com)

    hahaha

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