Door bells...

[Ferral]

Or perhaps something on the lines of Johnny Knoxvilles doorbell on Jackass number 2?

Just for kicks of course!

[pollaxe]

I was in the market for one of these a while back. I got them fitted by a short guy with a beard and a strange, waifish bloke.

I didn't get any visitors for years then suddenly I heard someone shouting 'Melons' or something and the damned doors opened by themselves. Outside was some old bloke with a beard and a stick, various scruffy people with swords and a number of midgets. I think they'd been messing with the pond outside too.

So I shot them.

I quite like the stuff here but I think it's just exterior stuff rather than the working gubbins.

[Dareos]

So you don't want a bell that plays the dukes of hazzard horn sound then?


that must mean yer all growed up now