Man cuts off head with chainsaw

[TAKTAK]

HERE

wait... but how? surely once you got halfway.... but

[Stewart]

Tragic and that, but, once the bloke has actually cut his head off, with a chainsaw, and then you find the body, isn't calling the paramedics a tad optimistic?

[Jay]

The thing is, having your house pulled down in front of your eyes must be a terrible thing to have to go through but there is no sence losing your head over it.

[Virtual Monkey]

How is this possible? I mean, surely don't you lost consciousness after it goes through your spine? How do you finish the job?

[Jay]

you place it between two chairs and fall on it.

[staffsMike]

These chain saws just have a mind of their own..

this is the line i like
"An inquest is now being carried out into the exact cause of death.."

[GoNz0]

could be a tough one to figure out !

[Aez]

if your going out, go out in style.

[HSK]

damn, that is pretty hardcore.

[Guy]

I wonder why of all things he could of used/methods to have done it with, did a chainsaw come to mind?!

A bit too much gears of war?!

[staffsMike]

What other methods spring to mind for chopping your head off?

Or did you mean killing ones self?

[Guy]

What other methods spring to mind for chopping your head off?

Or did you mean killing ones self?

I did mean for the general killing one-self catagory.

For loosing a head, unless it involved a helicopters roter-blades, or a full sized proper execution style gulitine then it just isnt good enough.

[HSK]

What other methods spring to mind for chopping your head off?

Or did you mean killing ones self?

[staffsMike]

Oh I shouldn't laugh but I am

[Theo]

A supremely better story that was found on the same page:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...upreme-63.html

Helen Mirren in a bikini.

[this_is_gav]

What other methods spring to mind for chopping your head off?

Well.... (work safe, unless you've got a boss looking over your shoulder or are projecting your screen to a room or something - it's only text).