it's a pity I can't think of a word for driver starting with p. I suppose pilot would do, given the magnitude of the crash that's just happened right outside my front door!
Joker who was clearly too drunk to walk, let alone drive collided with a 4WD outside my house, which then totalled my neighbour's car, and rocketed it back 20 feet along the road!!
Insane!
Cops are here shaking their heads, and the 4WD (a KIA) is totally undamaged, aside from a cracked numberplate and a smear on the rear bumper. The driver's car is completely wrecked - the front lh are of the body is completely gone - exposing the engine and the whole works!
Funny part was, I only noticed because the huge bang was out of sync with the noise from Tango and Cash!