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  1. 24-11-2008, 10:57 AM #1
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    Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-adultery.html

    I like the Daily Mail speak in this article - 3 bottles of legal sex drugs. Like you walk into a shop with your dinner suit and a top hat on, approach the counter and say '3 bottles of legal sex drugs please ma'dam'
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ephesians
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    I like the Daily Mail speak in this article - 3 bottles of legal sex drugs. Like you walk into a shop with your dinner suit and a top hat on, approach the counter and say '3 bottles of legal sex drugs please ma'dam'
    you mean you don't?

    That's what they would have done in 1958!

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  4. 24-11-2008, 11:18 AM #4
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    is this drugs for legal sex, or legal drugs for sex? i must know EXACTLY how outraged i need to be about this
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    What if it was legal drugs for legal sex?

    Would that make you more or less outraged? and by what percentage?
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    3: bottles of amyl nitrate 2: bottles of wine several bags of crisp. 1: hotel room for an hour and a quarter...DONE!!
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Oh yes, the crisps. I forgot about the crisps.

    Dunno if they were legal sex crisps or just, you know... crisps.
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    Would that make you more or less outraged? and by what percentage?
    im not sure, its the mails job to tell me that after all

    crisps are pretty spikey, i cant see that being fun, or hygenic
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    This story actually broke in the News of the World, btw, and now it's all over the papers. Just so happened to Daily Mail was the first link that Google gave forth.
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    I demand to know the brand of crisps. I bet it was some unemployed gay immigration crisps.

    (Talking of weird newspaper headlines - I saw a great one on a Manchester Evening News A-board on the way to work this morning that said something like "Racist Football Fan Wore Scooby Doo Costume". I don't want to read the article because I know it would end up being something boring)
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

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    What's the hoff doing there?
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Fishcake View Post
    "Racist Football Fan Wore Scooby Doo Costume"
    A football fan that is racist, or a fan of racist football?????

    I demand to know!!

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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Must be a really rubbish professional mistress if he needed to buy drugs to enhance his 'experience'.

    Plus no onder he kept it a secret for so long. Let's face it his wife's multi millionare father bankrolled his career to begin with.
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by Funkstar View Post
    A football fan that is racist, or a fan of racist football?????

    I demand to know!!

    so what race is scooby doo supposed to be portraying?

    btw no one is as bad as the Spanish so i don't care... the day English pain there face black and look stupid as hell thinking its funny is the day i leave England.
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    Cant blame a man for trying.
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    the day English paint there face black and look stupid as hell thinking its funny is the day i leave England.

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