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  1. 24-11-2008, 12:18 PM #17
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cozwin View Post
    the day English pain there face black and look stupid as hell thinking its funny is the day i leave England.


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  2. 24-11-2008, 05:10 PM #18
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

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    A football fan that is racist, or a fan of racist football?????

    I demand to know!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cozwin View Post
    so what race is scooby doo supposed to be portraying?
    OK, my curiosity got the better of me: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....ist_scooby_doo
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stewart View Post
    Oh yes, the crisps. I forgot about the crisps.

    Dunno if they were legal sex crisps or just, you know... crisps.
    OMG roffling as quietly as possible in my little corner here....

    *ow* - thats my stomach muscles complaining at the stifled ROFLing
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by telegraph
    she spent £10 on three small bottles of amyl nitrate, branded rave and rush
    what is rave doing making legal drugs? And who is his partner, rush?

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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    hold up....isn't she the bird who was knocking off Jeff Archer?

    oh... that's just wrong Gordon.

    BUT... more so... CRISPS? Not home made? Filthy man

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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Who cares?! Come out with me on the weekend and I'll always sex crisp your drugged up ass, your basic Friday!
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

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  9. 24-11-2008, 06:58 PM #25
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

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    Who cares?! Come out with me on the weekend and I'll always sex crisp your drugged up ass, your basic Friday!
    You sound like a right hit with the ladies.
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  10. 25-11-2008, 11:49 AM #26
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Quote Originally Posted by funke_munke View Post
    Who cares?! Come out with me on the weekend and I'll always sex crisp your drugged up ass, your basic Friday!

    Only if they are kettle Chips or Sensations
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  11. 25-11-2008, 12:03 PM #27
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Change my pitch up, sex my crisps up.
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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

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    Only if they are kettle Chips or Sensations
    No, Pringles! ... I hear the tube comes in handy ...

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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

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    Re: Gordon Ramsay, A Right Dirty Slapper, 3 Bottles Of Poppers and A Secret Affair!

    Sex crisps still makes me laugh
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