A really long line of mathematicians...

[Steve B]

A really long line of mathematicians are queuing up outside a bar.

The first one enters and asks of the barman, "Can I have a pint, please?"

The barman pours it, and the first mathematician takes a seat.

The second mathematician in the queue then enters, and asks of the barman, "Can I have a half-pint,
please?"

The barman pours it, and the second mathematician goes over to sit beside the first.

The third mathematician in the queue then enters, and asks of the barman, "Can I have a quarter-pint, please?"

The barman says "Just this one time", pours it, and the third mathematician sits beside the first two.

Then the fourth mathematician in the queue enters, and asks of the barman, "Can I have an eighth of a pint, please?"

The barman looks at him and says "Look, go outside and tell everyone in the queue to come in at once." Then he pours two pints!

AMIRITE!!

[MSIC]

Eh? Assuming that the sum total of all the mathamatician's drinks was 2 pints, he's already poured 1 and 3/4 pints.
Why does he pour another 2 pints?
Is one for himself?

[Steve B]

because he steals the pints that the first second and third mathematicians have just been poured and pours them down the sink!!

[MadduckUK]

wat r these commets mean lol x

[Steve]

A really long line of mathematicians

They booked into the odd or even numbered rooms of the infinite hotel?

[MadduckUK]

oh god tell me he didn't "round them up"

[SiM]

Not a good maths joke imo. I would post some funny ones, but you guys probably wouldn't understand and then think I am weird.

[MadduckUK]

not like anythings going to change there then.

i say do it

[Stewart]

Paul the haughty Banana thinks little of this joke.

[SiM]

not like anythings going to change there then.

i say do it

lol, maybe tomorrow. I am going to bed now. Gotta get up before 6am

oh god tell me he didn't "round them up"

Not quite... the sum from 0 to infinity of 1/2^n is 2

[staffsMike]

Not a good maths joke imo. I would post some funny ones, but you guys probably wouldn't understand and then think I am weird.

Might as well.

There are even maths chat up lines haha
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfioCJqEK0

[Funkstar]

It's actually a good joke, but i heard it the other day ans it was shorter and better.

can't remember where though.

[shadowmaster]

lol, maybe tomorrow. I am going to bed now. Gotta get up before 6am

You might as well, its not as if you bankers actually do any work

[Steve B]

boo to you all!

[MadduckUK]

[Steve B]