I was happy...

[Allen]

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. What could I say?

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. "So," she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me." I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."





Moral of the story: "Always keep your condoms in your car!"

[MD]

ROFL

m@

[lynni]

lol thats so funny

[Kezzer]

that is damn funny!

[Stringent]

Heard a varient where it was the sister in law or something, which did the flirting and threw her knickers at him from the top of the stairs!

Anyway ...

[Lead_Head]

Heard a varient where it was the sister in law or something, which did the flirting and threw her knickers at him from the top of the stairs!

Anyway ...

I heard that version too!

Classic quality joke

[steve threlfall]

Heard it loads and its still great normally its her sister

[Stubzz]

Heard a varient where it was the sister in law or something, which did the flirting and threw her knickers at him from the top of the stairs!

Anyway ...

Yeah thats the one that I heard originally too. Always funny either way

[Swafe]

Heard a varient where it was the sister in law or something, which did the flirting and threw her knickers at him from the top of the stairs!

Anyway ...

tell me more is this the x rated version where he doesnt get into the family

[Stubzz]

LOL, unfortunatly Swafeman it isn't that x-rated

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is..."


"Always keep your condoms in your car."

[Howard]

LMAO! That's a good one