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VodkaOriginally Posted by Ephesians
Some Darwin awards are given to survivors there was one person who survived an armchair weather balloon flight several thousand feet in the air for two days and landed safely popping some of the balloons with a cap gun.
She deserved to be bitten though... I reckon she was one of those almost-retarded animal rights activists.
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Douglas Adams.
I don't discriminate against dumb chickens. I'm fine eating clever ones or dumb ones. As long as they are definetley dead. Not diving over a wall into my plate and wingling around in my food.
Actually, I think I have a problem with chickens with no manners. Yeah. The ones who jump in your dinner with out taking their shoes off. And not having the decency to remove her makeup first.
I dumb women are cool. Easy to persuade them let you do what you want with them?
Actually, I think the polar bear deserves a written apology.
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