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    Thought for the day

    Hi

    Why is it that every time you open a can of evaporated milk the milk is always there!

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    Re: Thought for the day

    If the world is running out of water, why don't we just dilute it?

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    Re: Thought for the day

    Will a plane on a treadmill ever take off?

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    Re: Thought for the day

    If a tree falls over in a forest and there's no-one there, who cares?

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    Re: Thought for the day

    Will the spamming ever stop???
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Will the spamming ever stop???
    Now thats a stupid and pointless question if ever I saw one!


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    Re: Thought for the day

    How did Rod, Jane and Freddy get on childrens TV?

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    Re: Thought for the day

    Quote Originally Posted by CaseyV9 View Post
    How did Rod, Jane and Freddy get on childrens TV?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod,_Jane_and_Freddy

    and also:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_(TV_series)

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    Re: Thought for the day

    Will 0iD ever be satisfied with his user title and/or avatar?


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    Re: Thought for the day

    Nope
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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    Re: Thought for the day

    I mean, even as a child I found them disturbing. In fact, the only show I remember on Rainbow. They slept in the same bed

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    Them swingers, they get everywhere
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    Re: Thought for the day

    Up your post count today and post a Thought for the day.

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    Re: Thought for the day

    Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
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    Re: Thought for the day

    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
    What can I say? I'm touched


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
    Just like me, they long to be, close to you
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!

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