well, good advice from all really

except noone actually adressed the real issue here

You see, although as a whole, the majority of us geeks (thats pretty much all of hexus) are an unhealthy lot, seeing little sun and even less sea. We do have just a little taste and discernment when it comes to food.

So, in future, buy Birds Eye French Bread Pizzas and Aunt Bessies Crinkle Cut chips

or, put some effort in, and read the part of the forum about actual cooking

Disclaimer : eating Birds Eye products will not make you more attractive to the opposite sex, and we are not even sure if they make french bread pizzas