It's that day of the year again...

[samcross]

I've lost interest, so I'll just say Happy Birthday

[steve threlfall]

I've had a condom, from a female friend at school, that I'm slightly perplexed about. It is a hint? A message? Her expressing her previously non-existant sense of humour? The note on the card reads 'don't waste it' so I guess it'll sit in my drawer till I get round to asking out that girl (give me till thursday ) at which point it may appear in my wallet, just in case I ever get ridiculously drunk.

I have to admit, the condom confused me. Is it normal to recieve one of these from a girl from school? It added a slightly different dimension to the chat about what underwear she was wearing today! At least she didn't reply 'none' I guess

She wants you to smash her pasty. She is giving you a ticket out of the friend zone. Take it

tl;dr version: It's my 16th birthday, what advice are you going to offer me for the next 12 months?

1)Dont be so down on yourself.
2)Ask her out