Where does jordan get her bras?

[Elmo]

i'm sure durex do "bigger" ones.... try their website

ok, they dont, but trojan do thry THIER website >> http://www.trojancondoms.com

[Skeps]

im not saying anything about my size, its just that all the condoms iv tried wont fit, not to mention that i havent even tried fitting one with the albert on so...

so what do i tell at the girl at boots then, im big? she will probably try to get me in for sexual assault or something, anyway, just wondering really if it was one size fits all or if they have different ones as well.

Surely wearing a nodder with the "Albert" in anyway, no matter what size you have, it's gonna split. Ohhh thinkin of the "Albert" if I'm right in what i'm thinkin, thats gotta F**kin hurt mate

[Elmo]

why should it split? it's not got any sharp edges, so really it shouldnt...

ANYWAY, this thread isnt about condoms, can we get it back to the original topic please, ta

[Shorty]

Wow.. this thread took longer than I thought to go off course

Back to the subject in hand huh guys

[Skeps]

why should it split? it's not got any sharp edges, so really it shouldnt...

ANYWAY, this thread isnt about condoms, can we get it back to the original topic please, ta

Sorry for goin off on a tangent, but condoms arnt designed to have bits of metal grinding against them, no matter how blunt, non spikey. I dunno just my thoughts really, cant really say when I dont have the prince Albert thing goin on down there

[Joel]

www.uk-condom-shop.co.uk

[Stewart]

Bras!

Boobies!

Big boobies!

Big willys!

Sorry, just thought I'd join in.

Can't believe pyro's gone for the 'and speaking of big boobies... I've got a big willie!' cheap empty brag.

My Dad's bigger than your dad, by the way. (And my computer's faster than yours)

[pyro]

yes but my dad made a better son than your dad did

thanks everyone for the links, sorry for getting this a bit ot, and no it didnt hurt that bad

[5lab]

you *should* get special condoms if you've an albert - they put pressures on places which cause the jonny to be less reliable. dunno where to get them from thou... just get a bird on the pill

[5lab]

oh and btw, i find that mates fit easier than durex (i've size 14 feet ) but i dont generally trust condoms (have a LONG history of splitting them - last 7 in a row anyone??) so if a girls not on the pill i'll not sleep with her.. the alergy free durex which are meant to be a little bigger suck. dont go there. you could try your local condom shop - most larger towns have them (both brighton and cardiff do - look in yellow pages under 'c'. hehe.)

[iMc]

Bravisimo are pretty good. got my girly sum stuff from there once.

[Stoo]

http://www.heavenlybodice.com

they have large bra's apparently

And the do.. lots of 34FF's listed

[Shad]

Someone explain the 'albert' references?

[Skii]

Someone explain the 'albert' references?

shoving a nail through the end of your winkie, basically.

[Stoo]

Someone explain the 'albert' references?

Albert = Prince Albert = Male Piercing, named after the royal that supposedly had the piercing to let him strap the old chap to his leg when he went riding.. apparently..

[Stewart]

Yeah, Prince Albert used to pierce the end of his spam javlin with a metal thing, so it wouldn't spoil the lie of his uniform, and the thing used became known as a Prince Albert.