You know you spend too much money online when...

[Twigman]

My mum:
When an international company classes her as a top 100 customer. And gives her loads of money off *every* order.
She knows all her details off by heart.
When you have a shopping folder in your favorites and its bigger than all you other links combined.
When the couriers have sympathy for you every time you need to RMA something...lol

[subucni]

When you have to sign up for online banking to keep check on your spending because you've already knocked a grand of your limit since your statement last month

[TeePee]

Couriers buy a van dedicated to you.

[Nick]

When you go shopping in the real world you try and click on the items on the shelves to add them to your basket.

[Tumble]

you ask a real-world shop assistant if they're on a secure server before giving them your card...

[Russ]

you check your real life receipts to make sure they have a "can we pass ur details on to our related companies" box

[Nick]

You try and print a screenshot of your trolley to use as proof of purchase.

[Russ]

you ask where the lucky dip section is

[MD]

you go into a real shop, fill your basket, chat to someone you know for 5 minutes and when you get to the checkout some blighter nicked your goods when you weren't looking and your baskets empty.

m@

[Richie]

You try and print a screenshot of your trolley to use as proof of purchase.

ROFL

[Knoxville]

You invite the courier down the pub as your know them so well

[Bunjiweb]

when you get "support" from ocuk instantly

Hahah that made me laugh my *socks* off....

You certainly would have to spend too much time online for that

Ben

[Nick]

You ask the newsagent for next day delivery when buying a pack of cigarettes.

[TomWilko]

...You have a list of passwords and cookies as long as a piece of string. If you clear your cookies your probably screwed!

[Nick]

You go into Sainsbury's and 'bid' on a pack of peppers....

[Nick]

....then check back every hour to see if anyone's offered more