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  1. 19-07-2010, 10:17 AM #1
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    Hello Hexus

    Hello there.

    My name is Simon, this is my first day working at HEXUS. Just been through the introduction /contract signing / account creation / two-minute tour part of the day and looking forward to getting stuck into some writing and editing!

    I graduated from Nottingham Trent with a degree in Computer Science with Games Technology in November last year. I've been bouncing from job to job since then so I hope this will become a great career move into journalism.

    My hobbies include live entertainment (mainly comedy, music and magic). Looking forward to producing some great content for you all. Gotta go I hear Nick calling...

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  2. 19-07-2010, 10:31 AM #2
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Hexus is expanding?
    (and no, just the waist line of those home cooked usb stick + pasta sauce meals)
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  3. 19-07-2010, 10:36 AM #3
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    X-Factor no longer working out for you?

    Welcome
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  4. 19-07-2010, 10:39 AM #4
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon_C View Post
    Gotta go I hear Nick calling... i
    It's ok, whenever you hear him call just go to your happy place until it's all over...

    Welcome have you ever been on Hexus before the job?
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  5. 19-07-2010, 10:47 AM #5
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Welcome, Simon!

    If anything breaks, I am the person to come to. I will then be able to tell you whose fault it is. If I'm not available, assume it was Nick.
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    just put this on loop

    http://tv.hexus.net/show/2008/01/SHO..._your_delight/
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  7. 19-07-2010, 12:04 PM #7
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Welcome to the madhouse Simon.

    Are you also 2p short of a pound like a few other members of staff are i.e Nick and DR
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  8. 19-07-2010, 01:17 PM #8
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    It's HEXUS....

    Gah... bloody kids.
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  9. 19-07-2010, 01:36 PM #9
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Don't take any notice of Nick, he's just a bug fluffy pussycat @ heart,



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  10. 19-07-2010, 01:45 PM #10
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Crikey.. whoever thought that giving Nick minions was a good idea??

    Welcome to THE forum Si

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Welcome you poor bastard! Just remember, Nick aparently likes sex toys a great deal so don't be afraid to offer him a jar of Lube as a "thanks for taking me on" present.*


    *Please note this is entirely based on one episode of the Adult Expo conference I watched on Hexus.TV once and is probably a load of bollocks

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    This is bunny and friends. He is fed up waiting for everyone to help him out, and decided to help himself instead!
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  12. 19-07-2010, 01:52 PM #12
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Welcome to HEXUS Simon.

    Remember, Nick, is just a figment of your imagination, well, when you leave the office he is! Until then, he is your erm...daddy?

    "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
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  13. 19-07-2010, 01:55 PM #13
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    It's HEXUS....

    Gah... bloody kids.
    Pedant...oh and happy 9,999 post Nick!
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Hi Simon - welcome to the madhouse.
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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Yes welcome, it *is* a madhouse, but for the most part a very happy one Have fun !
    Cheers, David


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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Hello Simon, good to have you around.
    Will you be reviewing games, or critically looking at the wider industry etc?
    Hope to read something from you soon!
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