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    Hello Hexus

    Hello there.

    My name is Simon, this is my first day working at HEXUS. Just been through the introduction /contract signing / account creation / two-minute tour part of the day and looking forward to getting stuck into some writing and editing!

    I graduated from Nottingham Trent with a degree in Computer Science with Games Technology in November last year. I've been bouncing from job to job since then so I hope this will become a great career move into journalism.

    My hobbies include live entertainment (mainly comedy, music and magic). Looking forward to producing some great content for you all. Gotta go I hear Nick calling...

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    Last edited by Nick; 19-07-2010 at 01:16 PM. Reason: capitalisation...

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Hexus is expanding?
    (and no, just the waist line of those home cooked usb stick + pasta sauce meals)
    throw new ArgumentException (String, String, Exception)

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    X-Factor no longer working out for you?

    Welcome

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon_C View Post
    Gotta go I hear Nick calling... i
    It's ok, whenever you hear him call just go to your happy place until it's all over...

    Welcome have you ever been on Hexus before the job?

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Welcome, Simon!

    If anything breaks, I am the person to come to. I will then be able to tell you whose fault it is. If I'm not available, assume it was Nick.

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Welcome to the madhouse Simon.

    Are you also 2p short of a pound like a few other members of staff are i.e Nick and DR

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    It's HEXUS....

    Gah... bloody kids.
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    "OH OOOOHH oOOHHHHHHHOOHHHHHHH FILL ME WITH YOUR.... eeww not the stuff from the lab"

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Don't take any notice of Nick, he's just a bug fluffy pussycat @ heart,



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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Crikey.. whoever thought that giving Nick minions was a good idea??

    Welcome to THE forum Si

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    "My udder is growing. Quick pass me the parsely sauce." Said Oliver.

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Welcome you poor bastard! Just remember, Nick aparently likes sex toys a great deal so don't be afraid to offer him a jar of Lube as a "thanks for taking me on" present.*


    *Please note this is entirely based on one episode of the Adult Expo conference I watched on Hexus.TV once and is probably a load of bollocks

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    This is bunny and friends. He is fed up waiting for everyone to help him out, and decided to help himself instead!

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Welcome to HEXUS Simon.

    Remember, Nick, is just a figment of your imagination, well, when you leave the office he is! Until then, he is your erm...daddy?

    "Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
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    It didn't fall off, it merely became insufficient at it's purpose and got a bit droopy...

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick View Post
    It's HEXUS....

    Gah... bloody kids.
    Pedant...oh and happy 9,999 post Nick!

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Hi Simon - welcome to the madhouse.

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Yes welcome, it *is* a madhouse, but for the most part a very happy one Have fun !

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    Re: Hello Hexus

    Hello Simon, good to have you around.
    Will you be reviewing games, or critically looking at the wider industry etc?
    Hope to read something from you soon!
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