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Last night I got a pie out of the freezer for dinner, however I now think it had been in there too long, or forgotten during one of our power cuts last year so defrosted and refroze.
But nothing seemed wrong at the time, not the nicest of pies but not inedible.
Woke up just before 6am with stomach pains and the feeling that things where about to go critical a bit lower down.
To spare you the dribbly, gushing, spraying and dripping details.Lets just say it's not been a pleasant night or morning.
I also had to get into work today as there's a couple of important things I had to do before monday.
After a couple of abortive tries, getting two thirds of the way to the station before my body decides otherwise
Now on to my reason for this thread, in the middle of this all I discovered something new
It is not possible, to expel liquid from all three major orifices at the same time, your body can give it a good try, but it just doesn't seem to be able to push down on the intestines and squeeze up on the stomach at the same time, however it can flip between them very rapidly, which is dam painful.
Yes I know it's an odd thing to think when you're expelling fluid in a rather painful way
But for once I seemed to overcome my grumpy cynical side and find something interesting from the experience.
Am I just strange and disturbed or have other Hexites had odd moments in the middle of unpleasantness?
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Originally Posted by snootyjim
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