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    Line cut

    I Said I Wanted a LINE Cut!

    "My sister-in-law is from Oklahoma and has a slight Southern accent. She has cats, and when she lived in the south, she would take them to the groomer's and have what is called a Line Cut. To her, a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

    When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move, so she took it in for a line cut.

    She was quite surprised when she heard the price, as it was twice as much as it was down south.

    She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her!





    She cried for a week -- but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago, and the cat needed all the fur it had".

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    awwwww poor cat


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    LOL @ the cat. It just looks so cheesed off, it won't even make eye contact with the camera!

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    She spent the first week crying.

    The second week knitting a woolly pully.



    Poor cat

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    I'm crying here..... that is one p*ssed off moggy...classic. At least it's fur won't get matted.
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    It's got granny boobs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theo
    It's got granny boobs!
    You would have to had you been given a line cut

    Dont worry Lynni the cats fur grew back and it lived happily ever after awwww

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    LOL thats great, well great for us, unlucky for your sister in law

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    Quote Originally Posted by M@rco
    LOL thats great, well great for us, unlucky for your sister in law
    Just to clarify bud. This isnt actually my cat...

    These pics are older than a McDonalds urban legen involving man juice.

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    TBH, I'm surprised they were able to pin down the cat long enough to accomplish the...errrrr...styling...the "groomers" must be equipped with chainmail gauntlets or something.

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    yeah, Steve is ALWAYS going on about his Sister in-law's shaved pussy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve threlfall
    Just to clarify bud. This isnt actually my cat...

    These pics are older than a McDonalds urban legen involving man juice.

    Ahhhh you bugger ops:, dont i feel like a loser hehe.

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    ahh hahaha

    that cat looks evil.
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    Aww steve thats hilarious - i'm crying with laughter

    Thanks matey

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    LMAO....how annoyed would you be if you had to expose your granny boobies?
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