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  1. 09-06-2004, 10:41 PM #17
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    What's yellow and extremely dangerous?

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    A nervous wreck!!

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    A frog in a blender..

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    kkkk... Removed 'cause I am ashamed by that joke. For some reason it was the only joke I could think of at the time that was a two liner.

    Apologies !
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    I don't think the jokes should go down that avenue, no offense mind but it is a family forum
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  9. 09-06-2004, 11:21 PM #25
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    a cleaner joke...

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    cos every evening I take him out for a drag...

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