To Break wind or not to break wind (at work)

[lynni]

breaking wind really is the fastest way to tell if someone likes you or not. It works well with the ladies too, if they do like you they will not mind, if they do not like you a farteh will bring this to your attention.

Butuz

not necessarily trooo tumble is the farting king (and i mean they really stink sometimes!!) and i love him

[Butuz]

You prove my point! If a woman likes you, they will accept your farts and learn to love them.

If a woman does not like you then she willl shun you and your farts and go after someone else!

[lynni]

You prove my point! If a woman likes you, they will accept your farts and learn to love them.

If a woman does not like you then she willl shun you and your farts and go after someone else!

hmmmmm ermmmm i spose so tho then

does telling him that he digusts me and kneeing him between the legs when he holds my head under the duvet count as accepting them?

[Romanov]

Waited until the boss was out then let go ....my colleagues didnt see who it was so I stared at a girl opposite and most of them thought it was her!! I thought girls didnt do them Good MG sound tho ....

[M C STORM]

use the old fashion "drop and move" as long as it's not a 'sticky bomb' you will get away with it

My sentiments exactly

[spazman]

TURD BURGLAR. Someone who does not realize that you are in the
>>cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking
>and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this
>occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you
>will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

Classic

[Efaill]

Can't belive no ones mentioned the lift best place to do it as long as no one comes straight in after you.

[ACiD303]

Just do it - for the respect if anything else!

Same goes for burping - extra brownies if you can get away with it on the phone and your managers.

[Pete]

we play the best fart game in our school,
someone lets rip but doesnt say anything, you shout doorknob! and you can beat them up untill they touch a doorknob, however to avoid this beating you say safety befure someone says doorknob and noone can hurt you,
also if someone smells something then 'doorknobs' you and starts beating u up and u didnt fart u can say false doorknob and beat them up till they touch a door knob,

this makes for some sticky positions, you have a quick fart in the middle of the play ground and all your mates are near u, DOORKNOB!, and your dead!
try it!

[Tumble]

heheh farting IS cool... best release of tension in the world today held one in today at a customers... went out to the car to get something.. thought I'd let it go outside, where it can't hurt anyone... only the loudest bleedin fart this side of Mars weren't it.. in a crowded, old, narrow tall-buildinged street...

[Nick]

Waited until the boss was out then let go ....my colleagues didnt see who it was so I stared at a girl opposite and most of them thought it was her!! I thought girls didnt do them Good MG sound tho ....

I am CRYING with laughter here....

[Nox]

loads of jalapenos on a plate of nachos washed down with a good few pints of real ale... will make for an interesting 'atmosphere' at work tomorrow, will try not to think of that list as I attempt a 'drop and move (rapidly)' maneuver... may blow my cover :/

Nox

[Lead_Head]

heheh farting IS cool... best release of tension in the world today held one in today at a customers... went out to the car to get something.. thought I'd let it go outside, where it can't hurt anyone... only the loudest bleedin fart this side of Mars weren't it.. in a crowded, old, narrow tall-buildinged street...

Hahahah!!! Made me laugh!

[shiato storm]

Waited until the boss was out then let go ....my colleagues didnt see who it was so I stared at a girl opposite and most of them thought it was her!! I thought girls didnt do them Good MG sound tho ....

there go your chances with anyone in the office, no, the entire building!!

[Jimmy Little]

i share a toliet which has a birds bit and blokes bit in the same room... i'm the only male and there are 30 females... it's bad when i do a stinker!

[Flibb]

We have the other problem. My stomping ground is the raw materials warehouse / stores, we are all blokes. Next door is engineering and they have a female secretary, due to the engineering bogs being multiple user she comes to our wc. Being blokes we tend to be a bit ripe in the morning, always feel guilty when coming out the bog after leaving the stench from the arse of hell behind and she's waiting to go in. air freshener just doesn't work.