yet more jokes

[megah0]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?










go on, keep going, its worth it

















To see his flat mate!

[aeonf242]

A man walks into a Bar....





He goes "Ouch"








it's an Iron Bar

[aeonf242]

A horse walks into a Bar



The Barman says















"Why the Long Face"

[Russ]

"Carlsberg dont do Injury time, but if they did..."

[megah0]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

[shiato storm]

can't we just connect this onto the other 'cr*p jokes thread from the other week?

oh and the walking into the bar ones I did - s'there!

[Stewart]

You want jokes mother brother? I'll give you jokes my lad.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the battery supplied with his watch at the original time of purchase had since ran flat, and he wished to purchase a replacement battery, but the establishment providing this service was located on the opposite side of the road to his present position!

[shiato storm]

that was careless then wasn't it.

[Stewart]

It was, and when I see his mother, I'll tell her!

[shiato storm]

yes, you had better. she might be very worried.

...mind you aren't there people worried about you? running around letting cr*p jokes like that out? !

[Stewart]

Like a teenage monkey, who has got very drunk on his birthday, chucked banana's at the village High Chimp, and kicked a small fence over; I can only apologise.

[joshwa]

there's a man walking down the street with some dogs

this fella comes up an says 'excuse me, are they jack russells?'

man says: 'no, they're mine!'

[Howard]

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."

Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"

Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

[nichomach]

Polar bear walks into a bar, says to the barman "I'd like a pint of...















...lager, please."

Barman says "Sure - but why the big pause?"

[klarrix]

bit far off the mark there.... 'tis a family forum

[Elmo]

<person 1> knock knock?
<person 2> Who's there?
<person 1> bigish
<person 2> bigish who?
<person 1> no not today thanks

ahh it's shocking.... a bloke on the train told me that the other day *sigh*

what's black and white and eats like a horse?







a zebra
(he told me that one too )