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    Oh dear god....her children will be brought up with these beliefs, poor souls!

    "Dont play with caffeine, kids"
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    Truely a contender for idiot of the month, how many petrol stations have you been in with coffee dispensors?

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    Thats great that is...

    Truely great

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    ahhh.. All so cynical aren't we ? When you guys get blown up because you are drinking coffee too close to something then don't come running to me..

    Thats what she would 'think' if she could turn a computer on and look at this thread ! She probably has the linda barker view that a computer should be jet black, sit in the corner for fashion, and not actually be plugged in. So at least her thoughts are not archived for ever....

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    ahhh.. All so cynical aren't we ? When you guys get blown up because you are drinking coffee too close to something then don't come running to me..

    Thats what she would 'think' if she could turn a computer on and look at this thread ! She probably has the linda barker view that a computer should be jet black, sit in the corner for fashion, and not actually be plugged in. So at least her thoughts are not archived for ever....
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    I don't know actually.. It was what is known as a goosed post. Where you just ramble a bit. Kinda like when, in the summers as a child, I was found wasting a day every so often picking berries under the illusion of getting some money for my time. A whole day.. and then like £2.50. Now that is not a useful way to earn a living.
    Also, a bit like how in the autumn it was/is great fun to simply crunch the leaves underfoot. Until it rains. Then you need charlie dimmock to come round and blow dry the leaves..

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    o.k. !

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    at least make an attempt to stay on topic people....

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    I think the thing that worries me most is that someone has decided that she is sensible enough to be in charge of a motorised vehicle
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    Clearly it's our duty as humans to keep these kind of people out of the gene pool...

    Sadly on this occasion we have failed as she apparently had kids but we can only hope for their sakes they take advantage of the education system and learn.

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