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    Couldn't remember what I said before so I did a search

    One Jobsworth to question / demand

    1. Whether you'd completed a risk assessment for the aforementioned act
    2. Had your ladder (anything with more than two steps constituting said item) safety tested
    3. That you write a standard operating procedure for changing the lightbulb
    4. Ensure you have a glass breakage procedure in place
    5. The area is cordoned off whilst work is progress

    Having waited until after you'd changed the bulb would mention that you should have got the work done by a trained electrician and then gives you a safety non-conformance to investigate and fill in, complete with an action plan to ensure that the "Saftey Incident" never happens again
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    Quote Originally Posted by gobbo
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
    The changing of light bulbs deeply concerns me.
    To err is human. To really foul things up ... you need a computer.

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    rofl!

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    Reminded me of this site.

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    i prefer the more atmospheric lighting provided by candles tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by gobbo
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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    3 to pull their nose out of the toffee long enough to say that lightbulb posting is not permitted, nor is the mentioning of competitor lighting suppliers!

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    every single Member

    due to the fact that everyone of the users can modify the Light Bulb in one way or another
    Also to overclock the Electrical circuits to see whether they can add more mods

    a comp i did for the same lines but a lil change..... got it printed in a mag for it as well

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    two-1 to change it and 1 to see if it's in the groove "

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    um, what sort of light are we talking about? screw fit, bayonet? halogens gr11/16? gu? HIDs? LEDs? strip lights, neon lights, flourides...? i could go on but then we'd never get it changed
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    24 members to say this joke is old

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    Quote Originally Posted by shiato storm
    um, what sort of light are we talking about? screw fit, bayonet? halogens gr11/16? gu? HIDs? LEDs? strip lights, neon lights, flourides...? i could go on but then we'd never get it changed

    I think bayonets are dangerous........


    nice post gobbo made me chuckle

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