Strange patent

[megah0]

http://v3.espacenet.com/textdoc?CY=e...&IDX=GB2289222

Whatever will they come up with next?

[Tumble]

that is indeed.. most odd... and look rather painful too... "inter-sphinctal groove" I mean.. wtf??..

[Jonny M]

Sounds nasty.

Wonder how he found out whether it worked.

[megah0]

Wonder what response he got to his request for volunteers

[Jonny M]

More disturbing is http://v3.espacenet.com/textdoc?DB=EPODOC&IDX=US6752754

[Moonshade]

Do you really wanna ask yourself the question above? "what they'll do next"..
I'm really not sure if I wanna know the answer to that

[Tumble]

More disturbing is http://v3.espacenet.com/textdoc?DB=EPODOC&IDX=US6752754

That could actually help someone tho... maybe if you got your ass blown off or something... but the fart collector? No use to man or beast that one...

[megah0]

You can almost see the discussion.

"Right lads, arse related patents are few and far between, lets fill the niche"

[Auran]

It's probably more useful than mine

Selective disruption of plant cell tissues using explosive sublimation of CO2

[Stoo]

You can almost see the discussion.

"Right lads, arse related patents are few and far between, lets fill the niche"

*groan*

Please tell me that pun wasn't intentional

[Blub2k]

I reckon the artificial rectum would be helpful to people with colon cancer who presently have to have a colostomy bag fitted, I may be wrong.
Think of the implications with the gas collector, natural gas and petrol are running out so you become a millionaire selling your "natural" gas to the power grid people
gone are the days of the texas oil millionaire

[megah0]

*groan*

Please tell me that pun wasn't intentional

Oh it was wholly intentional

[Moonshade]

Intentional, omg

[khizman]

lol