Glad its not just me... id much prefer a decent light weight laptop (like an ultrabook) that i can use all the time than a small tablet, for me it either fits in my pocket or in my bag, there is no need for middle ground there. Battery life just needs to be 2 hours tops for me, im always able to get to a plug socket at uni (everywhere haha) and at home theres plugs, my current Dell E6400 boots up near instantly and if i leave on standby its even quicker... standby on my laptop lasts like a whole day so really i can just leave it on standby and open it to do quick browsing .
My phone does my "I have no room and need it NOW" type browsing but a tablet doesnt fit in my pocket so cant actually meet my needs . I find tablets a novelty but thats just me, id still like to own one just to say i do haha!.