Worlds biggest optimist

[daveham]

...he needs the money for a spelling course...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...262334499&rd=1

[streetster]

i dont understand how people can spell the TITLE of the item wrong?! hmm i cant see anyone paying more than a tenner for those numbers tbh

[Raz316]

I reserve the right to end this auction early as both numbers are advertised SEPARATELY, elsewhere

I'll give you this bottle of white lightning, and half a pack of B&H.
.....
Yeah go on then.

[daveham]

I'll give you this bottle of white lightning, and half a pack of B&H.
.....
Yeah go on then.

....sorry....there up to £40000

[Rave]

LOL check out the bidder's feedback, hunting knives, crossbows

I didn't know you could get such a wide array of weapons on ebay....

Rich :¬)

[megah0]

What amuses me is that the total discretion part is ruined as the A list celebrity winning bidder has his or her numbers posted on the internet.

Didn't think that one through did he?

[Michael]

....sorry....there up to £40000

Well "gwenni" is planning on mailing a piece of paper saying I.O.U

(Tisn't me, know who though)

[Swafe]

send him a bottle of diamond white as payment

[Rob]

LOL, check out his 'other items for sale'

[Grm]

That guy will be walking round with a 24-Man Tent in his pants for the next few days. Im glad i could of provided such happiness in this guy's VERY sad life! Yes people, i am "dwarf-gwennie" and the most he's getting off me, is an A5 peice of paper, with the words of "I.O.U £39.999" and a penny sellotaped to the paper.

The Hunting Knive "Rave" was very fun, till i sold it for £4. The Crossbows, was a present to Michael and my self, I had mine taken off me by Armed Response Unit, as i was shooting it into my neighbours fence *Didnt mean too, honest* And Michaels was snapped into peice's by his father! Was fun while they lasted

[Flash]

sorry for being a retard but whats the significance of these numbers?

[Blub2k]

sorry for being a retard but whats the significance of these numbers?

Err dont worry you're not the stupid person it is the seller of the numbers, only rich people and stars need apply, like if Gerry Halliwell wants a new phone number where does she check first, of course she checks ebay for the 1337 numbers innit.

[streetster]

On 11-Aug-04 at 08:08:52 BST, seller added the following information:

Attention ! all bidders & watchers (there are quite a few of you now - DONT leave it till the last minute - you could still miss out ?) of my auction for the two 02 contract numbers (sims)

07799110000 & 07799110077 THE ULTIMATE IN EXCLUSIVE MOBILE NUMBERS, for those who can afford it "07799110000 - 07799110077"

It appears that my auction is NOT being conducted as a private one ? as I reqested. For which I offer my sincere apologies. However, due to the fact of an opening bid being made, I have decided to let the auction continue. Hence, if you are a well known CELEB and you do NOT want your OWN name disclosed or linked to your ebay name, PLEASE BE ASSURED - there will be TOTAL DESCRETION & PRIVACY - TO ALL BIDDERS !!! If you are unsure about ANYTHING or wish to ask a question ? just EMAIL me .... notsramdamus@aol.com or call 07799110000 between 9am and 6pm

NB: The only person to know who is bidding - will be myself !!!

... *shrug*

[Blub2k]

I cant believe that he thinks that that is a genuine bid, I mean for 40,000 surely o2 would create a number for you if possible. what a knob

[Grm]

Here's one of 2 e-mails he has sent me :

"Dear dwarf-gwennie,

Hi again, it looks like you tried to call me last night between midnight and 3am, unfortunately,I work during the day, so Im usually asleep by 11ish. If could you just reply to my email of yesterday and confrim your bid (name and contact number would also be helpful - as you are in the lead at present) Many Thanks Reyllit. PLEASE EMAIL RESPONSE - THANKS"

I sent him one back with the following :

"i am still intrested, and confirming my bid. i will give you my details at the end of the auction, but...just to tell you, i am a celebrity, and i have been in a few films, my name should give it away. Thats all you get to know for now

Gwennie"

I dont remember phoning this guy at all, *Me thinks he's talking poopie to sound popular* He also said that many people are following the auction, but have not bidded yet.

For £40,000 i could buy/bid for the following :

Ferrari 355 Spider

BMW M3 Convertible

[daveham]

to be honest...they are nice numbers, and would probably hit £500 each if on a no reserve auction...but he obviously lives in another world!