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    Religions of the World

    the clean version for the kiddies around

    Taoism: Crap happens.
    Buddhism: If crap happens, it's not really crap.
    Zen: What is the sound of crap happening?
    Confusianism: Confucius says: crap happens
    Islam: If crap happens, take a hostage.
    Protestantism: Crap happens because you don't work hard enough.
    Catholicism: Crap happens because you're bad.
    Judaism: Why does crap always happen to us?
    Hare Krishna: Crap happens rama rama.
    TV Evangalism: Send more crap.
    Atheism: No crap.
    Hedonism: There's nothing like a good crap happening.
    Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, crap happens.
    Christian Science: Crap happens in your mind.
    Agnosticism: Maybe crap happens, maybe it doesn't.
    Stoicism: This crap doesn't bother me
    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this crap.


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    hahaha that really is crap

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    mate of mine had that on a t-shirt...funny
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    Yeah, I would also make a t-shirt out of that . If I had money, which is a issue for me right now
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    Ah crap, I'm Hindu & it's not crap enough to geat a mention.......that's crap

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    Hinduism: 333,000,000 different types of crap.

    There ya go!
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