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    Reminds me of the immortal line from clueless, when the girls dad is talking her date.

    "anything happens to my daughter, I've a .45 and shovel - I'm sure you won't be missed"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiff Lemon
    Reminds me of the immortal line from clueless, when the girls dad is talking her date.

    "anything happens to my daughter, I've a .45 and shovel - I'm sure you won't be missed"

    heh but given it was alicia silverstone i'd take my chances

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    lol this thread has give me a good laugh before I go to bed. Luckily i've never had any problems with grouchy dads, i'm quite good at breaking the ice and finding comon ground to talk on so i've never had any bad run-ins. I'm also very polite in parent situations (you need to be don't you, lol) and very much mind my p's and q's.

    Hopefully i'll never get shot for a voilation of daughterhood *touches wood*
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    My ex-fiancees step dad was a black belt 4th dan in karate, and took his time showing me why Karate punches had more power than boxing punches, time and time again....
    Worked a treat. :S
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    Hopefully i'll never get shot for a voilation of daughterhood *touches wood*
    I'm surprised you've survived this long going around touching wood....hopefully never in sight of the parents I trust...
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