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    If I ever needed a reason to hate Neds . . .

    I smelt burning a while ago. . . my first thought was My computer's on fire!

    No . . . not the computer, so I check all my vinyl . . . the rubbish . . . my clothes, electrical appliances (even tho it's distinctly rubber) . . . spent ages looking around the flat - nothing. I look out into the staircase and it's full of smoke!!!

    So I grabbed my hoody, bag and keys (just in case), turned gas off etc. and ran out to get the other neighbours in case some didnt know - as soon as I rush out, my opposite neighbour comes out and tells me some neds had set a bike on the lower level on fire (hence, burning rubber smell) . . . frikkin nobbers, each and every flat is bellowing with ****ing smoke, Im getting a frikkin headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeludedGuy
    Get yourself a baseball bat, and go play ball.
    I'd be down with that.

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    Id like to set them on fire and see how they like that.

    In addition, an arrow up their bum will be highly amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeludedGuy
    Get yourself a baseball bat, and go play ball.

    I'd be willing to turn a blind eye if I saw you doing that....

    Might even join in....



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    Quote Originally Posted by DeludedGuy
    Get yourself a baseball bat, and go play ball.
    Why drop yourself to their pathetic level? Rise above them mate, don't become scum like they are...

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    Allen is right.... Baseball bat too crude... Airgun is where its at


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    Sister had a similar problem, thieving scroats had nicked a car then driven it between her house and the neighbours. Put it right next to the wall and torched it. Neighbours were a pair of OAP's

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    PIty they got out of the car before torching it
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    Paintball guns with permanent dye?
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    Paintball guns with refrigerated paintballs I seem to remember they hurt so much more in winter.
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