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  1. 29-09-2004, 03:41 PM #1
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    How To Tell If Your Head's About To Blow Up

    Utterly bonkers

    http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/mkgray/head-explode.html
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    When I say go, both walk in the opposite direction for 10 paces, draw handbags, then bitch-slap each other!
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    Ouch!

    It sounds a bit like that human combustion thing. I've just started uni, so I'm sure I'll be concentrating a lot - just hope it doesn't happen to me .
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    No no no...

    Russian chess player and eastern European psychic? Their KGB implants are exploding...

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    Does your head sometimes ache when you think too hard? Yes

    Do you ever hear a faint ringing or humming sound in your ears? Yes

    Do you sometimes find yourself unable to get a thought out of your head? Yes

    Do you spend more than five hours a day reading, balancing your checkbook, or other thoughtful activity? I work in accounts dammit!

    When you get angry or frustrated do you feel pressure in your temples? I have a very short temper, and yes

    Do you ever overeat on ice cream, doughnuts and other sweets? Unfortunately, yes.

    Do you tend to analyze yourself too much? Yes



    Judging by that, my head will explode soon...

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    disturbing in the least, theres one to ask my teachers about in school tomorrow!
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    thats it, I'm never using my brain again....

    right now, I'm off to buy some burberry and white lightning
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    might as well get a gold chain to match that fetching shade of err burburry

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    Its ok allen, my head is about to explode as well

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    Well I know how I'm going to go then...
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    http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/chess.htm

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    Still funny to think about though. Mine feels like it's gonna explode all the time!

    Oh well, that's the Interweb for you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishrubbishey
    thats it, I'm never using my brain again....

    right now, I'm off to buy some burberry and white lightning
    Yeah me too.

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