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    Chavs.........

    Sorry in advance if this offends anyone, it's meant in good humour!

    1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
    Innit.

    2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
    Sorted.

    3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
    Safe.

    4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
    Innuinnit.

    5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

    6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.

    7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
    It might be your bike.

    8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

    9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
    "What you lookin' at?"

    10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
    Paint three stripes on it.

    11. 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    The police.

    12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
    Up the gary!

    A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job". The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year".

    The chav says "You're having me on!"

    The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!"


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    LMAO!! Nice

    7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
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    I'm going to round up all my local chavs and start a Chav Zoo. Entry is free, but I'll charge you a fiver if you want to beat them with sticks. ^_^
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    genius, we have too many chav bashing threads tho




    ahh, its why i love this place
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    First four just classic , laughed me ass off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swafeman
    too many chav bashing threads
    Does not compute.
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    very good doll

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    what do you call a chav with a computer?



    thief !
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    chav in a suite?

    the defendant

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    Haha, top quality

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    chav working 9 till 5?







    comminity service
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
    AMD Athlon 4400X2 @ 2.565PenisextentionMhz
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    Oh, did I mention.....I like sheep.....


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    Lmao!!!

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    a bit harsh but

    chav at a funeral parlour








    good riddance
    Quote Originally Posted by Knoxville
    As I find big muff's to be a bit of an aquired taste
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    LMAO at the community service one.

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    lol good job with the jokes lads

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