Arise, Sir Santa

[Galant]

Santa - based on your original party colours weren't you actually a green party supporter? Then later did you not change your party affiliation based solely on a sponsorship deal from Coca-Cola?

What's more, I hear there are questions concerning the pay and working conditions of your 'year-round' labour force as well as possible experimentation on animals.


You might want to clear some of these up before requesting public honours.

[CAT-THE-FIFTH]

The Moose Party will pass any law as long as they get a bountiful supply of teacakes and the finest pond weed.

[santa claus]

Santa - based on your original party colours weren't you actually a green party supporter? Then later did you not change your party affiliation based solely on a sponsorship deal from Coca-Cola?

What's more, I hear there are questions concerning the pay and working conditions of your 'year-round' labour force as well as possible experimentation on animals.


You might want to clear some of these up before requesting public honours.

Ahem, don't believe everything you read about me. Especially, if I'm mentioned in connection with Jimmy Saville. It's all lies.

The Moose Party will pass any law as long as they get a bountiful supply of teacakes and the finest pond weed.

Looks like I can sneak in the back door (so to speak) if Moose gets elected. Vote Moose!

[CAT-THE-FIFTH]

Looks like I can sneak in the back door (so to speak) if Moose gets elected. Vote Moose!

The only problem you might be need to explain what a back door is to a Moose, what a vote is,a party,an election....errrr......well almost everything.

OTH,they are big enough to cause massive electoral blows to competitors!

[Dingo]

Yeah, didn't they give one to a guy called Jimmy Saville once?.......not sure what he was famous for mind......but I'm sure someone can tell us??!!

[Kai]

Yeah, didn't they give one to a guy called Jimmy Saville once?.......not sure what he was famous for mind......but I'm sure someone can tell us??!!

And yet if you took 20 yrs off all these 70 yr old Hollywood stars like Patrick Stewart and their wives respectively, they would prob be no better than a lot of the women Saville and co molested. ( Stewart's latest wife is 35 and he is 72 ) Savilles grooming started back in 1955 in his late 20s and he died at 84 .

And then theres this ...

Ok I understand, there's difference as they consented , and yet so did that young girl with teacher , so you have to wonder what would of happened if he had , had the same clout some of these stars do..

Regardless of the legal age , that is still very borderline IMO - hell I'm almost in my 40s and , would feel very uncomfortable dating someone even 20 yrs younger.