So we finally get broadband in our area. Shocked and stunned, I didn't think it would be there in my lifetime. Ok, well I have b/band at the flat I was renting while working away so I'll just shift it. No problem, £25 fee and Wanadoo can go on at home. That'll be 20 working days sir....... Well, I'm stuck. The initial contract is for a year so I have to go with it. This is the lead time BT gives them so I'm told. Sounds like a cr@p SLA to me but not much I can do about it.
20 working days later.....'scuse me wanadoo, where's my b/band?
ummmm....oh, it doesn't seem to have gone through I'll do it now. Should be on in......20 working days.
What?!?!?!?!?! you're 'avin' a bubble barf mate.
Nope, and you are still under contract so wind yer neck in.
But at least they refunded me the downtime so I begrudgingly took it on the chin.
20 working days later (have you noticed a pattern forming here?) ......'scuse me wanadoo, where's my b/band?
ummmm....oh, it doesn't seem to have gone through I'll do it now.
Hold up, it's been two months already.
OK, we'll put it through as a new install, 10 working days.
Why couldn't you have done that?....oh, never mind.
10 working days later (getting repetitive innit?)......'scuse me wanadoo, where's my b/band?
ummmm....oh, it doesn't seem to have gone through I'll do it now.
*censored*
10 working days later (bet that surprised you)......ok...what's the excuse now?
Ummm...what's your phone number? oh we don't have that one for you.
Still had the phone number I left 3 months ago.
I'll do it n.... no you won't. Stuff the contract. Cancel me NOW!!!!
At least they had the good grace not to quibble the outstanding contract.
Hello Zen, can you give me a b/band connection? Certainly sir be at least 5 working days (5?.....5 working days? ). Here's a url so you can track your order...3 working days later I have b/band and my router I ordered at the same time will be here tomorrow which will be 5 working days. Now wasn't that so much easier? To really p*ss me off Zen are dropping their prices and have tied me in to a massive 1 month contract. Well, maybe I'm not that p*ssed off