Well it's Sunday afternoon not much is happening and I've decided it's time we had another silly thread. All you have to do is quote a monty python line that you find amusing
I'll start
He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
Well it's Sunday afternoon not much is happening and I've decided it's time we had another silly thread. All you have to do is quote a monty python line that you find amusing
I'll start
He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
[WARNING] May contain trace levels of sarcasm
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]A[SIZE=2]mbition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
NO! not the comfy chair
Brian - " You're ALL individuals !!!"
Crowd - " Yes, We're ALL individuals !!"
Man at back - " I'm not !!"
I'm French, why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king
[WARNING] May contain trace levels of sarcasm
[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]A[SIZE=2]mbition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy
You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
ill bite yer legs off!
(Main knight) We are no longer the knights who say Ni! we are the knights who saaay eki eki eki verkangswoosingnow!
(Knight at the back)Ni!
(all knights) shhhhhhhh!
Recycling consultant
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Dark knight with no arms or legs "come back here you, i'm not finished with you yet"
Brave brave Sir Robin, he bravely ran away....
ClassicHoly Grail, scene 3
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the voilence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you see that, did you hear that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
...and then you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith A HERRING!
Recycling consultant
I like Chinese,
I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
A: It can be.
M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
A: No it isn't.
M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
A: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
A: No it isn't.
The whole thing: http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/argument.html
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