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    Monty Pyton Lines

    Well it's Sunday afternoon not much is happening and I've decided it's time we had another silly thread. All you have to do is quote a monty python line that you find amusing

    I'll start

    He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!
    [WARNING] May contain trace levels of sarcasm

    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]A[SIZE=2]mbition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

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    NO! not the comfy chair

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    Brian - " You're ALL individuals !!!"

    Crowd - " Yes, We're ALL individuals !!"

    Man at back - " I'm not !!"

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    I'm French, why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king
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    [SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]A[SIZE=2]mbition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

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    You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

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    ill bite yer legs off!

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    (Main knight) We are no longer the knights who say Ni! we are the knights who saaay eki eki eki verkangswoosingnow!


    (Knight at the back)Ni!

    (all knights) shhhhhhhh!
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    Yes! You must give us all a good spanking! And then comes the oral sex!

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    mod delete it wont let me

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    Dark knight with no arms or legs "come back here you, i'm not finished with you yet"

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    Brave brave Sir Robin, he bravely ran away....

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    Holy Grail, scene 3

    ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

    DENNIS: Ah, now we see the voilence inherent in the system.

    ARTHUR: Shut up!

    DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! --- HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

    ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

    DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you see that, did you hear that, eh?.... That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
    Classic
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    ...and then you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith A HERRING!
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    I like Chinese,
    They only come up to your knees, Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please

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    M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
    A: It can be.
    M: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
    A: No it isn't.
    M: Yes it is! It's not just contradiction.
    A: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
    M: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
    A: Yes it is!
    M: No it isn't!
    M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.

    (short pause)

    A: No it isn't.

    The whole thing: http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/argument.html

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