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    Drunk Again

    A man staggered home late after another evening with his drinking

    buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as

    quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but

    misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway.

    As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around

    and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket

    broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing to suppress a

    yelp,


    the man sprung up, pulled down his pants, and examined his lacerated and

    bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened hallway, then

    managed to find a large full box of Band-aids and proceeding to place a

    patch as best he could on each place he saw blood.


    After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and

    stumble his way to bed.


    In the morning, the man awoke with searing pain in his head and butt and

    his wife staring at him from across the room.


    She said, "You were drunk again last night."

    Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and replied,

    "Now, hon, why would you say such a mean thing?"


    "Well," she said, " It could be the open front door, it could be the

    glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing

    through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but, mostly....it's

    all those Band-aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!"

    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    lol nice one, i thought it was gonna be a story about you, but funny nonetheless
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    Lol, yet another funny random joke by you zakky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Advice Trinity by Knoxville
    "The second you aren't paying attention to the tool you're using, it will take your fingers from you. It does not know sympathy." |
    "If you don't gaffer it, it will gaffer you" | "Belt and braces"

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    Fantastic! You must be the joker of hexus then?

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