quarter century

[shiato storm]

or just those with a 'fro...

[Zedmeister]

I take it you did try the threesome angle!

[shiato storm]

I could only imagine he did...well, wouldn't any guy?
my g/f still isn't that convinced - oh well, there's no harm in trying. I guess persistance will prevale...!

maybe, since its my birthday, she'll pull out all the stop on that one. then again maybe not.

[Stewart]

Or she'll arive home with another man and say 'Well, you said you wanted a threesome'.

You have specified 2 ladies haven't you? If not, she'll get you on that technicality.

[shiato storm]

oh yes I have definitely specified myself there as the only man...no animals...and females; more than one

[Stewart]

Awww, I was thinking maybe me, you, yo woman and a family sized jar of marmite.

[Theo]

wouldn't any guy?

I wouldn't! There's only one person worthy of my beautiful penis, and that's the missus.

When I say beautiful, I mean gorgeous.

[Allen]

I wouldn't! There's only one person worthy of my beautiful penis, and that's the missus.

When I say beautiful, I mean gorgeous.

ROFL!!!

My god, I'm 25 in a few weeks!

[Theo]

Nonono dude, you're supposed to say "TTIUWP PLZ!"


All wrong.

[Theo]

Ask For Pictures Of My Penis, Boyo!

[shiato storm]

we'd rather not...unless someone out there has access to a microscope - wait, I do!!

[Theo]

No need.. my camera takes pretty good macro shots.. just need to use the maximum zoom

[shiato storm]

yeah? well there are 3 microscopes in the lab here, one of which I use, and they can measure micrometers...so I guess we'd be able to find your nob. failing that there is an electron microscope down the corridor - but to use that tissue is fixed first...killed!