Ooh, now that's a bit below the belt! (Ok, so there's less there than there used to be, but still...)

Anyway, you got it wrong... that should read 'a very satisfied wife' and two kids means it all works properly...though now there's no risk of...erm.. unwanted stuff so I'm a far more attractive proposition.

Though, to be honest, next to Vaul, beating yourself in the face with a brick is a more attractive proposition...

And I am not under the thumb... just as soon as I get these washing up gloves off, finish the hoovering, make the beds and clean the bathroom I'm going to come round and give you a very stern ticking off, Mr Vaul... but I can't stay long, I've got to get back and clean the windows.