Understanding women

[Rave]

I passed this course with flying colours apparently according to an ex girlfriends friend that emails me all the time. She sent me that a few weeks ago asking when I passed my other degree which confused me until I read it.

I think she has a soft spot for me

Nah, she's calling you a wimp

Rich :¬)

[Lee H]

Nah, she's calling you a wimp

Rich :¬)

How dare thee....

I still do the Saturday Ritual of recover from Friday "LADS" night, football, beers and then MOTD. Just because I've learnt over the years to balance things, listen to women when they want to whinge - usually all the time and other caring stuff. If that makes me a wimp then I'm a wimp but I'll do anything for a care-free easy life without hassles

[TiG]

or worse she doesn't feel threatened by you and thinks you are gay? heheheheh

TiG

[Lee H]

or worse she doesn't feel threatened by you and thinks you are gay? heheheheh

TiG

See fella's prime example.

Its a case of Your damned if you do, and your damned if you don't really

[shiato storm]

I'll do anything for a care-free easy life without hassles

surely there's no such thing if a woman is involved... !

[tiggerai]

surely there's no such thing if a woman is involved... !

And you guys are OBVIOUSLY no hassle at all.. no.... never.

[myth]

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET
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MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET: WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

Did you get that from my thread?

[Zedmeister]

And you guys are OBVIOUSLY no hassle at all.. no.... never.

Course not, men are easy going.

Besides its not possible for men to know what women want. Thats not fair cause you always know what we want!

[0iD]

Course not, men are easy going.

Besides its not possible for men to know what women want. Thats not fair cause you always know what we want!

Women don't know what you want, they tell you wat you want & you go along with it for an easy life

[Lee H]

Women don't know what you want, they tell you wat you want & you go along with it for an easy life

And there speaks a man from experience

0iD - I bet a house of 5 women can be a "bit mad" at times can't it

[0iD]

And there speaks a man from experience

0iD - I bet a house of 5 women can be a "bit mad" at times can't it

You said it brother I'm an opressed minority!