What shall I have for breakfast?

[scaryjim]

with white sliced bread and ketchup

ftfy

[Jowsey]

With eggs (scrambled or fried) and (sausage | tomatoes | mushrooms | sauce potatoes | hash browns | black pudding)

Let's just start from the left and see what's left on my plate at the end!

[wazzickle]

Nowt.

[TeePee]

Not if you're in the USA it's not. Apologies to TeePee and any other Americans reading this but bacon over there is typically served as shrivelled up, fatty, overcooked carbon.

Of course, most Americans I know find a British cut of bacon to be far too meaty, but really, how is that ever a problem?

No apology is needed, I love and miss proper British back bacon. US bacon uses the pork belly, which is massively different in flavour and texture. As a stand alone breakfast food, British is edible, American is not. However, American bacon, properly cooked (which is hard to do) can be an enhancement to things. Many things that are bacon wrapped, for example, work well with the crispy US bacon protecting the content from over-cooking. If you are adding bacon to lean minced beef, the extra fat in the American bacon adds a great deal of flavour and necessary texture. And it's lunch time and I'm hungry.

[Norbert1333]

I feel like I combined some of the ideas and made an omlette with bacon and cheese. Had some orange juice to go along with it as well

[wazzickle]

I'm kinda a big deal in the world of breakfast and sandwiches; first question, how do you like your heart, nice and functiony, or giving plenty of very early warning signs about your abuse? There is no wrong answer.

[The Hand]

Porridge - to get your cholesterol down after reading through these suggestions!

[Xlucine]

ftfy

You forgot the egg and brown sauce!

[Butcher]

Eggs Benedict, the breakfast of champions!

[kalniel]

Eggs Benedict, the breakfast of champions!

Only if your accommodating companion/butler is called Benedict

[Ttaskmaster]

"Have nothing. Go hungry. You're too fat anyway..."
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[Phage]

Happy memories of the 'Canadian' breakfast at Pancakes on the Rocks. The restaurant is not the same as it was...

[Norbert1333]

Ttaskmaster u know my name not my story

[Flibb]

I d like to treat myself to a full English once a week, preferably with black pudding and bubble & squeak. I do find it tastes better when somebody else cooks it, luckily the pub opposite opens Fri/Sat/Sun early for breakfast, their filter coffee is pretty good as well.

[peterb]

A continental breakfast is quite good, something like a roll in bed with a little honey

[Ttaskmaster]

Ttaskmaster u know my name not my story

And you've heard what I've done, but know not what I've been through...
If you have to ask what to eat for breakfast, you don't need breakfast!!