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    MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    I know this could involves REAMS of names, which is a great great shame, because Politics literally run everything.

    but there are occassions when I find myself talking to the car stereo, louder and louder, berating the offending muppet

    in this case... and it's the first time for a while.. I just wanted her to answer the question that she'd stupidly aligned herself to.

    Case - Russian's might have atemtped murder again on UK soil (likely, not cert)
    UK Government clearly unable to police all the park benches in the UK in case an Ex russian spy (Skripal) might be having a sarnie when someone poisons the old boy.
    News agencies all over it like a bad rash....

    and then .. enter our heroine....

    Diane Abbott

    I will be writing to Amber Judd, she says and will be demanding answers.

    really...answers?

    then she says she doesn't want old cases opened

    but she does want answers on how it happened and clearly wants a 100% gaurantee that it'l never occur again.

    then utterly and entirely refuses to say what SHE'D do to stop it happening again.

    Round and round that went for 2 cycles, and then eventually the nice lady on R4 gave up, because, you can't polish a turd.


    So,... I nominate Diane Abbott.

    utterly.

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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    Diane Abbott - one time opposition spokesperson on everything and the Government’s greatest asset. (Well, she was until she was reigned in - I’m surprised she has been let out again)
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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    she was utterly incapable of being interviewed.

    she spent about 10 seconds saying how it was all still to be looked into... and then... literally drooling at the potential, launched into saying how it looked a huge amount like a Russian murder plot attempt

    then her ONLY answer to what she'd do to solve it... was to look into it properly.

    the woman is incapable of talking
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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    She's a willfully innumerate racist. Not sure which trait I despise most.
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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    Nadine Dorries - does nothing of note, spouts on Twitter about stuff she know nowt about, takes paid holidays when she should be in parliament, writes twee books about a Britain that she wants to go back to that never existed.

    Gove - lying toad, face like pob's got old and alcoholic

    Rees-Mogg - over-privileged, bigoted, entitled, accuses others of being 'Elite', still has a nanny.

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    oh GOVE....Pob faced ... agreed.

    but on the odd occassion he can string a sentence together. Might not be the right one, but he can... but Abbott... oh I'm still seething.

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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    Emily Thornberry.

    It's her manner, which to me comes across as snide, condescending and supercilious. Her "white van man" comnent didn't help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saracen View Post
    Emily Thornberry.

    It's her manner, which to me comes across as snide, condescending and supercilious. Her "white van man" comnent didn't help.
    this look?


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    Saracen...sorry bud... Gove wins the snide, condecending look competition I think

    click this and hold onto your breakfast

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?clie...ufVla-a_ikHwM:

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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    Never ever have I wanted to profane on Hexus as much as this thread wants me to. The lot of them are workshy gob-mongers, and the few that aren't have no teeth to get anything done even though their hearts might be in the right place. It's literally a wonder that ANYTHING works at all in this country with that bunch of clown-shoes at the helm

    On a lighter note, has anyone seen ""Gove's" book "Everything I Know About Teaching"

    It's a hundred or so pages of utter...... Nothing! Every page is blank, and it's bloody wonderful

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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    Amber Rudd - One of the main eejits that wants to ban encryption and says she doesn't need to know how it works if she wants it banned or a backdoor
    Mark prisk - My local MP. Ran on the whole family centred malarkey. I look into it. He:
    voted against equal gay rights
    voted against smoking bans
    "Voted a mixture of for and against allowing marriage between two people of same sex"
    voted against laws to promote equality and human rights
    voted against allowing terminally ill people to be given assistance to end their life

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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    Quote Originally Posted by MLyons View Post
    Amber Rudd - One of the main eejits that wants to ban encryption and says she doesn't need to know how it works if she wants it banned or a backdoor
    Oh goodness I remember that and she is home secretary. I imagine this was the scene when a tech advisor tried to explain it to her and her chums:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAqIJZeeXEc





    Also regarding Gove,literally every teacher I bumped into hated him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tumble View Post
    On a lighter note, has anyone seen ""Gove's" book "Everything I Know About Teaching"

    It's a hundred or so pages of utter...... Nothing! Every page is blank, and it's bloody wonderful
    Utter brilliance!!
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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    Quote Originally Posted by Smudger View Post
    Gove - lying toad, face like pob's got old and alcoholic
    Not sure if I should be offended by this?
    Well given the fact that I've met him, well come within 5m when he was visiting the school I was working at, faced

    Teachers never hated him, they ridiculed the little opportunistic bottom feeding
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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    I'm surprised you can single them out. IMO, only a tiny minority are in politics for the right reasons.

    Make them accountable, make it a serious criminal offence to lie in parliament and make election manifestos legally enforceable. We might have a fighting chance of getting real and actual honourable members in the house of commons.

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    Teresa May, would love to knock that arrogant lying mouthpiece down quite a few pegs.

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    Re: MP's who get RIGHT on your nips

    Can anyone name an MP they like? Out of the 650, there's got to be a decent one somewhere

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